Cooking Sucks.

Fast, easy recipes and kitchen tips for those who hate to cook, but feel like they have to anyway.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Yes. Cooking does, in fact, suck.




Let’s face it. Cooking sucks. You hate cooking and it shows. If it wasn’t for your stupid husband and his stupid mother, you’d own stock in McDonalds and Applebee’s. The picture to the left of this text-wall pisses you off. You cook because you have to. You do it to impress, show love, save money, or because if you don’t, you’ll never hear the frigging end of it.

Welcome to the world of CookingSucks. I don’t care if you can’t boil water. Doesn’t matter if you’re working three jobs, have two kids, a dog and a learning disability; this blog is for you. Your mother the chef is coming to visit? So what. Potluck at church? Don’t sweat it. Birthday for dear, dear hubby, and you forgot to buy him something? BREAKFAST IN BED. That’s right. I said it. And you can do it.

Let this blog be an inspiration for you- for once some asshat who loves to cook won’t be shoving tips for using chervil in your face. Instead of the usual crap disguised as easy and fun, when in fact it is frustrating and ridiculous, here you’ll find recipes and techniques that will help you produce good food without wanting to eat a bullet. Here, you’ll never find techniques that require a cuisnenart and the patience of Job. No recipes that require you to be a stay at home slave with the determination of a marathon runner.

2 Comments:

  • At 7:23 PM, Blogger Aj said…

    Wonderful! Can't wait to see more of your writing!

    Cooking does suck!

    -Aj

     
  • At 6:59 PM, Blogger Jake said…

    Thanks, aj. Much better stuff than this to come - right now, I'm mostly just experimenting with the Blogger interface, seeing how it all works.

     

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