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Saturday, February 11, 2006

5 Minute Veggie Burgers

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5 Minute Veggie Burgers

I'm not a vegetarian. In fact, I tend to be annoyed by vegetarians more than anything else. I have often found myself curious about vegetarian or even vegan cookery, but unfortunately, most of the vegetarians I have known or met have driven me straight off the culture. If you are veg-head and reading this, slap the shit out of your tofu-eating companions the next time they come off as uppity morons. You'll do the movement a world of good. Having said all that, upon occasion, I open my refrigerator and find jack-shit inside. The cupboards are often worse off than the fridge. Today is such a day.

Recipe By: posted by Jake at 7:40 PM
Serving Size: 4
Main Ingredient:
Categories: <5 Ingredients, beans, vegetarian

-= Ingredients =-
2 Cans of Bush Baked Beans ; drained
1 Egg
2 tbsp oil
1 -4 cup barbecue sauce

-= Instructions =-
Mash the beans, egg, and bread crumb with a fork or potato masher. Form into patties with your hands. The best way to do this is to get your hands wet first so the gunk doesn't stick. Grab a wad of the bean-dough, and roll it into a ball, like playdough. If you're truly anal retentive, you can use an ice-cream scoop to make sure you get equal amounts.

Once you have a ball, squish it flat with your wet hands, and plop it in the already-hot pan, which is set to medium high. Wet your hands again, and repeat.

Fry in a hot pan with 2 TBSP for 1 minute per side on medium-high heat (more if you're so used to burnt food that you've come to enjoy it). Drizzle with BBQ sauce. Serves 4.

Done. Serve with nuked veggies from a can.

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  • At 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Help! I'm desperate! Please post more!!!


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